Believe It

"IF EVER A TIME SHOULD COME, WHEN VAIN AND ASPIRING MEN SHALL POSSESS THE HIGHEST SEATS IN GOVERNMENT. OUR COUNTRY WILL STAND IN NEED OF ITS EXPERIENCED PATRIOTS TO PREVENT ITS RUIN." SAMUEL ADAMS......... 1776

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“In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation. The old principle: who does not work shall not eat, has been replaced by a new one:

who does not obey shall not eat.” Trotsky

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It does little to be right due to the laws of man,

and dead due to the laws of physics. - Unknown

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Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd or stick of dynamite by the safe end. - unknown

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In America's Policy and Political game the tax paying citizens do not yet comprehend that they are the dummies. Sharky&Sharky

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Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police

how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.

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No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
Robert A. Heinlein

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Sunday, May 30, 2010

This ain't no Oil Spill

In the previous post there is a live feed of the "BP Oil Spill" or what the Wall Street Journal refers to as the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill or what others call Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill

Many of Sharky&Sharky's friends and pals and associated general ne'er do wells have also referred to this busted oil riser as the cause of an oil spill. It is Sharky&Sharky's duty to correct this language abuse. There is nothing spilling here. When a drink glass is knocked over it spills it's contents; it does not spew or gush. The Exxon Valdez was a oil spill, big but yet a spill. It simply spilled its contents into Prudhoe bay.

Some have called the Deep Water Horizon situation an oil leak. A car has an oil leak. The garage floor gets a big stain. This is not a big stain

Others have called it a gusher. This is not a gusher. Old Faithful gushes every now and then. Here is couple of minutes of that gusher:



Sharky&Sharky insist that the BP situation be called the Deepwater Horizon oil main break akin to a city's water main break. You are familair with the situation in which a city's water main breaks and the water just keeps on coming. We do not say "oh there was a water spill or water leak over on main street". No, we say that there was a water main break. Everyone gets tuned into the severity right away. Here for example, KTLA in Los Angelos reports a recent water main beak:

SANTA MONICA -- Pacific Coast Highway is open once again after being shut down for several hours Thursday morning due to a water main break caused by a suspected drunk driver.

The incident in the 1100 block of PCH was reported just after 12:30 a.m., according to Santa Monica fire officials.

It all started as a traffic collision involving a suspected drunk driver. The impact of the collision caused the pipe to burst, sending a huge geyser into the air.

Water and mud covered the roadway, forcing it to be shut down in both directions between the California Incline and the McClureTunnel.

Or! is someone trying to have us think that this is only a spill.
©Sharky&Sharky

Friday, May 28, 2010

Top Kill

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Sharky&Sharky: WRITERS WANTED!!

If you desire to write for Sharky&Sharky, here is your opportunity. Review our shorter stories to catch the idea of Sharky&Sharky, a good article with a shark bite. The shark bite is insight that is gained by satiric or sardonic statements relecting a dreadful actuality, impossibility or impausibility that will be the outcome of human actions such as public policy ( see Crib Situation) or buying fried chicken (see Tulsa story).   

Being the Cheap Skates that we are, we will pay only $15.00 via PayPal (would not want you to show an ID) for a story. All stories will be verified, unless they are not falsifiable like Gobal Warming, Beet Roots cure Aids, the siting of Jimmy Hoffa or the new health plan will make health care cheaper. Please send a 15 to 20 line story with your byline and email to sharkyandsharky@gmail.com. Who knows you maybe the next Mark Twain, or Will Rogers or William Safire?

Caveats: If we have to correct bad English, (We do not accept Spanish stories due to the paucity of words in the Spanish language. There are 1,000,000 words in English and only 250,000 in Spanish.) we will deduct dollars from your $15.00 payment. Also if you do not know who Mark Twain, Will Rogers or William Safire is PLEASE PLEASE do not send us any stories.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Babies, Babies, Babies



Just when you thought this country did NOT need anymore intervention by the Obama Regime, along comes the chilling tale of  "The Killer Crib."

Apparently cribs manufactured with the ability to have a single side slide down for easier access to the infant within, have recently taken a turn for the worse.  A sinister turn at that.  Should the sliding side malfunction, it could dislodge and worse case cause, or at least aid, in the suffocation of the child.  No question that should this occur, it is a tragedy indeed.  Sharky&Sharky do not like tragedies - but the current and hopefully brief administration - THRIVES on tragedies.

Enter the Tragedy Response Team or TRT.  For this mission, the highly trained crack group of immediate responders is led by none other than Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand D-N.Y.


"There still are thousands and thousands of children who are sleeping every night in drop-side cribs and we need to protect them," said Gillibrand.


"There's a great urgency here. We have to make sure that no parent is unaware that drop-side cribs could kill their children,"


And what is the best way to accomplish the above, i.e. making parents aware of this impending doom?  TV and radio PSA announcements?  Ad campaigns?  No, of course not.  You guessed it - pass another load of legislation to INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE GOVERNMENT yet again.  Adults are not capable of taking any responsibility during the Obama Regime.


After all, babies cannot take care of babies.
©Sharky&Sharky

Monday, May 17, 2010

Why The Oil Spill Cannot Be Stopped

Late night television, although a godsend for insomniacs, can be a telling testament to the overall mental "health" of a nation.With the tragic oil spill in the gulf, degrees of genius not previously known, will be required to solve this monumental F - up.  Rest assured the best minds in America are now on the job as guaranteed by our President.  Sharky&Sharky pray these individuals come from a very different gene pool than your typical American.


©Sharky&Sharky

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Mary Lou Williams 100 years

Mary Lou Williams would be 100 years old if she were alive today. So in Memoriam Sharky&Sharky will go to the YouTube stack and lay some real goldie-oldies on you. She is fast!!

Gershwin’s The Man I Love with big stride style


Roll “EM an original composition


Gershwin again; It Aint’ Necessarily So!


A scratchy original composition “Credo” you will believe


Lastly a walking blues “Blues”


©Sharky&Sharky

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Justice Brothers speak out for illegals: entrada y salida

The Justice Brothers, Reverends Jackson and Sharpton are speaking out against racial profiling of illegals. Of course they do not use that word; they racially profile the illegals by calling them Latinos. Now you know the Justice Brothers are full endorsers of the US Constitution. Now Sharkey&Sharkey like the Reverend Jackson because of the meritorious things he has done in the past. Although he talks about a future which Sharky&Sharky have no idea how to implement nor does he; Sharkey&Sharkey believe that he speaks from a Christian and not a Socialist or rabble-rousing foundation. He marched with Dr. Martin Luther King in the civil rights marches in the South. He spoke out for the chicken workers back in the '80's. He followed this action ten years later by speaking at the memorial for several of the dead at the Hamlet, NC poultry plant catastrophe. He made a major embracing of the poor speech at the 1996 Democratic Convention http://www.inmotionmagazine.com/jjdem.html. He went with the young Representative Blagojevich to the then Yugoslavia to successfully negotiate for the release of three US soldiers, while the administration did nothing. We do not ignore a child by his mistress or mysterious money mishandling from PUSH. A man of certainly a checkered past but a lot of good checkers.
However the Reverend Sharpton is way short on good checkers. A clown he is to be sure. Sharky&Sharky will not waste our time dear readers stating the good that the Reverend Sharpton has done because of the research that would need to be done to discover anything good. However please provide comments if you want to redeem him here.

But one thing is for sho' the Justice Brothers are united on trouncing Arizona's new law against illegal aliens. We are perplexed, if something is illegal how can there be a law against it? The Lady Governor of Arizona states her case:

The full bill is stated here. You can read both versions. This is a human readable bill of only 19 pages:
Below is the key excerpt of the Arizona law as of May 06, 2010:
16 A. NO OFFICIAL OR AGENCY OF THIS STATE OR A COUNTY, CITY, TOWN OR
17 OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISION OF THIS STATE MAY LIMIT OR RESTRICT THE
18 ENFORCEMENT OF FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAWS TO LESS THAN THE FULL EXTENT
19 PERMITTED BY FEDERAL LAW.

20 B. FOR ANY LAWFUL CONTACT MADE BY A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL OR A LAW
21 ENFORCEMENT AGENCY OF THIS STATE OR A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL OR A LAW
22 ENFORCEMENT AGENCY OF A COUNTY, CITY, TOWN OR OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISION OF
23 THIS STATE WHERE REASONABLE SUSPICION EXISTS THAT THE PERSON IS AN ALIEN WHO
24 IS UNLAWFULLY PRESENT IN THE UNITED STATES, A REASONABLE ATTEMPT SHALL BE
25 MADE, WHEN PRACTICABLE, TO DETERMINE THE IMMIGRATION STATUS OF THE PERSON,
26 EXCEPT IF THE DETERMINATION MAY HINDER OR OBSTRUCT AN INVESTIGATION. ANY
27 PERSON WHO IS ARRESTED SHALL HAVE THE PERSON'S IMMIGRATION STATUS DETERMINED
28 BEFORE THE PERSON IS RELEASED.

Now this May update contains the phrase "FOR ANY LAWFUL CONTACT"; this was added to the law. This means that the police have made a stop for a law violation, and they can at that time make a demand for proof of citizenship. "Show me your papers". Let Sharky&Sharky say this slowly. If you commit a crime in Arizona, the police can say "Sho me your Papers".

Here is Reverend Sharpton and Sheriff Arpaio on Larry King live. The Reverend Sharpton has a few IQ points on the Sheriff but the Sheriff just states simple facts and the Reverend gets tied up in his own convolutions:
Part 1:

Part 2:


Reverend Jackson, a man of the church from Chicago’s Southside, had the following to say about the Arizona law.

Little bit toward the end he is asked about murder in Chicago; you would think that Rev Jackson would have enough to worry about in Chicago as it proceeds down the path of annihilation ala Detroit. Wasn’t Barry out of Chicago?
Here is the Crabs in the barrel speech, where Rev Sharpton is soliciting African-Americans to demonstrate against the Arizona Illegal Alien Law, brown and black must act together. Crabs in a barrel is a metaphor for black people pulling each other down to stop one from getting ahead of another. I wonder how this played with the Latino audience.

Now research has shown, African Americans that there is a high correlation between Latinos gettting jobs and blacks losing jobs, especially in the construction industry. It appears that (1) Latinos work cheaper and (2) Work harder. Thus African Americans have no great desire to rally in support of Latinos whether legal or illegal. However Reverend Sharpton has not recently had a job. Thus he cannot get displaced. But the Phoenix Suns are going to change the name temporarily to the SOL’s. The black guys on the team should really like that. Sharky&Sharky wonder when the Latinos will do something for blacks.
Forget the Blacks helping out the Mexicans by letting them have their jobs. They should because according to the President of Mexico the US cannot make it without cheap Mexican labor. Blacks are too expensive. Further Sharky&Sharky suppose that in El Presidente’s mind violence and death in Arizona is small price to pay for saving America. His speech is in Spanish so practice.

The mother of a child, Graciella, had the following to say prior to her forced move. Sheriff Arpaio did not run up and arrested her.


Did you note the heartbreak that we are perpetrating on the American landlord? Perhaps the Justice Brothers’ crusades should be for American business people, setting aside the African Americans’ dismissal of Mexicans and  the President of Mexico, or Graciella realizing that American business is the driver/cause of the illegal alien problem. Yes, Sharky&Sharky think that it is also the American business men and women that hire illegals that should be arrested; it is a lot less of them and they don’t run and hide in the dark. Their businesses act as magnets attracting those who cannot make a living at home in their socialist countries. The failure of Mexico to be a world player of course is a failure of socialism. By bringing in more Mexicans we bring in more socialists and America slowly converts to a meaningless language that supports ineffective government policies and socialism.

Further there is an one more unidentified group in the game. Illegals have been sneaking into the US for decades. They now have adult children unlike Graciella, these children are not young. These are adult children who are American citizens and are looking for a cheap way to put their hard working illegal parents on the US bounty. These illegal parents took all the risks and birth and raise their now adult children in the US. If the Arizona law holds, these parents will have to return to Mexico. The American adult children who should be building an American case for their parents are spending their time acting like their parents should have rights based on human rights, not American rights; they believe that these human rights will flow from the mythical wellspring of truth and justice automatically. THE BELIEVE THAT THEIR  PRIVATE CONCEPTS OF SOCIAL JUSTICE TRUMPS US SOVEREIGNTY AND LAWS. Rather than reason with the constitutional process they prefer to arm themselves with a Jackson or a Sharpton and not create their own Martin.

There is another religious view worth noting:

Sharky&Sharky think the Bishop Jackson, The Lady Governor Jan Brewer, and Sheriff Arpaio all have it correct and the socialists, illegals and socialist adult children of illegals and owners of exploitive labor practices have it wrong.

©Sharky&Sharky