Jack Sprat Has Changed His Diet

C'mon Michelle Obama (aka MO), gather up Larry and Curly and do something about this.  We know you like to live off "The Fat Of The Land", but this is getting ridiculous.  Your Let's Move campaign has turned into a hilarity that rivals slapstick comedy.


Marks and Spencer, a U.K. retail chain, has recently unveiled a line of clothing for big-boned children.  What's next - obese accessible playgrounds with double wide slides?

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The "Thumb" Is Mightier Than The Sword

My how times have changed - Gotham City has issued an ALL Points Bulletin for immediate help from the TRT!  Guns don't kill people any longer - TEXTING does.

A 22-year-old Virginia woman was recently murdered by her ex-boyfriend.  During the ensuing investigation, it was discovered that numerous alarming text messages had been sent to her including an ominous one: "you don't need nobody else but me."  SharkyandSharky suggest anyone who receives a message such as this immediately call 911.  A message such as this could ultimately kill you.

Here's Looking At You Kid...TRT Is Back Again

SharkyandSharky like a good looking woman or man just as much as most.  Attractive human beings have been worshiped since the dawn of time.  From Apollo to Venus, it is apparent that beauty is certainly skin deep just as ugly can be evidenced well below the epidermis.  But beauty is soon to become an unattractive subject - a subject that may soon have severe legal consequences.  Let's look at a couple of examples:

Magazines generate most of their income from advertisers.  Said advertisers do not want ugly people as models.  Sex sells products and people do not fantasize about having sex with ugly people - except maybe for Rosie O'Donnell.  From Playboy to Vogue, beauty and all of it's baggage is what generates interest and desire and ultimately income.

Hooters - need I say more?  Men families frequent establishments such as these for the beautiful entrees.

Hollywood - without beauty and glamour it simply would not exist.  The "beautiful people" and all their self-serving awards ceremonies alone are proof of this.

TV News Babes - you can hardly turn on the news without catching a glimpse of one of these talking heads.  They are there for one reason and one reason alone - and it is not for their journalistic expertise.

SharkyandSharky could go on and on, but you get the point.

Babies, Babies, Babies

Just when you thought this country did NOT need anymore intervention by the Obama Regime, along comes the chilling tale of  "The Killer Crib."

Apparently cribs manufactured with the ability to have a single side slide down for easier access to the infant within, have recently taken a turn for the worse.  A sinister turn at that.  Should the sliding side malfunction, it could dislodge and worse case cause, or at least aid, in the suffocation of the child.  No question that should this occur, it is a tragedy indeed.  Sharky&Sharky do not like tragedies - but the current and hopefully brief administration - THRIVES on tragedies.

Enter the Tragedy Response Team or TRT.  For this mission, the highly trained crack group of immediate responders is led by none other than Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand D-N.Y.


"There still are thousands and thousands of children who are sleeping every night in drop-side cribs and we need to protect them," said Gillibrand.


"There's a great urgency here. We have to make sure that no parent is unaware that drop-side cribs could kill their children,"


And what is the best way to accomplish the above, i.e. making parents aware of this impending doom?  TV and radio PSA announcements?  Ad campaigns?  No, of course not.  You guessed it - pass another load of legislation to INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE GOVERNMENT yet again.  Adults are not capable of taking any responsibility during the Obama Regime.

After all, babies cannot take care of babies.

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