Jack Sprat Has Changed His Diet

C'mon Michelle Obama (aka MO), gather up Larry and Curly and do something about this.  We know you like to live off "The Fat Of The Land", but this is getting ridiculous.  Your Let's Move campaign has turned into a hilarity that rivals slapstick comedy.


Marks and Spencer, a U.K. retail chain, has recently unveiled a line of clothing for big-boned children.  What's next - obese accessible playgrounds with double wide slides?

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Garments are being cut almost two and a half inches larger around the waistline and hips, for get this, 3 year olds.

A spokesman person for M&S said that the clothing trial had begun last week as a result of consumer demand and competition from other retailers.  Looks like the rush is on to grab the fat cats cash.

In what smacks of a TRT (Tragedy Response Team) socialist dictator wannabee, 

Tam Fry, from the National Obesity Forum, said: "It is an absolutely tragic illustration of the terrible obesity problem this country faces, and how early in life it starts. People used to dismiss obesity as a problem of the lower classes, but the decision by M&S shows just how widespread the problem is.

"This is about middle-class children being overindulged and carried everywhere in 4x4 cars, not to mention a generation of parents who haven't been taught domestic science, and don't know how to feed their children a healthy meal at the end of the day."

Fear not there Tammy, SharkyandSharky are sure you and your ilk will pass plenty of laws to "teach" us what to do.

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