In an ever increasing attempt to criminalize as many Americans as possible, last Friday Maryland has ordered summer camp operators and their employees to immediately cease applying sunscreen to children attending summer camp. The result of guidelines issued June 10th.
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Assistant Health Director for environmental health and food protection - WTF - (why are taxpayers paying for this kind of crap), Clifford C. Mitchell, said "It's really to walk a fine line between protecting kids' skin and making sure they feel personally safe." Ah yes, the old "keeping the children safe" argument.
Sharky&Sharky think it is time to put all children in plastic balls, like hamsters, so that they are not touched in any way.
All across Maryland, parents are receiving permission forms that must be filled out, signed and properly filed permitting sunscreen to be used by their children, the type of sunscreen, who can and cannot apply it and how it can and cannot be applied. How's that for "red tape" to keep your precious snowflake safe?
Counselors touching children in the application of sunscreen without parental permission could be found guilty of pedophilia and suffer the "legal" consequences.
Makes one wonder how long it will be before making eye-to-eye contact with a minor will be considered guilt of pedophilia?
Sharky&Sharky guess this is what happens when your government cannot figure out how to criminalize the sun.
©Sharky&Sharky
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