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What do these photos have in common?

Mining coal in China - the old fashioned way

A "person" of Walmart

That's right. What it takes to be the world's largest manufacturer and the worlds largest retailer selling your products to the world's largest consumer driven society.

The New World Order at it's finest!

Iran - The End Of The World?

Within the last week, Israeli Defense Minister, Ehud Barak, warned of an imminent possible military strike against Iran in an effort to prevent, or more likely delay Iran's insatiable quest for nuclear weapons. Weapons, more likely than not to be used against Israel or her long standing ally - the U.S.

As the world teeters on the brink of who-knows-what, what really are Israeli options?

Ahmadinejad has already gone on record stating Iran's intention is to completely destroy Israel. Therefore, it is likely to assume he would, if given the option, launch nuclear weapons toward Israel. There is no telling where that event would end. But end it will, likely along with the rest of us.

The tiny country of Israel may be all that stands between Iran and the end of the world as we know it.

Extra Mayo - Hold The Constitution

Freedom - remember that word? It use to mean; "the power or right to act, think or speak as one wants without hindrance or restraint."

Sharky&Sharky realize that freedom is and never was "free"; in fact it has always been expensive. But now it has become so expensive that only a very small group of people in this country can afford it. These very same people, the 1%'ers perhaps, are now the ones controlling the dispensation of said freedom to the masses.

Last week, the U.S. District Court in San Franciso ruled that it was NOT a violation of freedom of speech to ban students at Live Oak High School, in Morgan Hill, CA, from wearing a shirt imprinted with the United States flag on May 5th - Cinco de Mayo. Reason? Because it might upset and violate the rights of, and get this, English language learners - i.e. either Mexican-American or outright illegal immigrant students!

However, absent in this "ruling" by the esteemed Judge James Ware, was the equal and opposite provision making it a violation to wear a shirt imprinted with the Mexican flag on July 4th.

Wake up Amigos!

Locker Room Lock Down

Dateline "Happy" Valley, PA

The tragedy that has befallen Penn State University and the media circus that has ensued, is not without concern. Forgetting the victims of the Shower Sex Scandal for a moment, let's look at the bigger picture and what the long term ramifications could be for the Police States of America (PSA).

If only you were this mad years ago

Lawyers across this once great land - before these same lawyers ruined it - are jumping with glee in anticipation of further enhancing their careers by grabbing a juicy piece of the slime on the shower room's tile floor. The opportunity to bask in the Save the Children spotlight has never been better and legal saviors everywhere want to be a part.

The bigger picture is and always has been greed; greed for power, money and control. We MUST never again allow this type of criminal sexual travesty a chance to recur. "How can we prevent said reoccurrence?" Simple. We must create the LRPD.

The LRPD (Locker Room Police Department) will be a federal police force monitoring locker rooms, shower areas and bathrooms. Their jurisdiction will encompass all 50 states and Puerto Rico. Surveillance will run around the clock and will include a rapid response team - the Bubble Busters. The BBs of the LRPD will have total discretion to use whatever force is deemed necessary to prevent perversion of any kind while in or around any locker room, shower area or bathroom.

Sharky&Sharky believe the sheeple of the PSA will welcome our new police force with open towels.

Just remember - "If you have nothing to hide..."