The tragedy that has befallen Penn State University and the media circus that has ensued, is not without concern. Forgetting the victims of the Shower Sex Scandal for a moment, let's look at the bigger picture and what the long term ramifications could be for the Police States of America (PSA).
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| If only you were this mad years ago |
Lawyers across this once great land - before these same lawyers ruined it - are jumping with glee in anticipation of further enhancing their careers by grabbing a juicy piece of the slime on the shower room's tile floor. The opportunity to bask in the Save the Children spotlight has never been better and legal saviors everywhere want to be a part.
The bigger picture is and always has been greed; greed for power, money and control. We MUST never again allow this type of criminal sexual travesty a chance to recur. "How can we prevent said reoccurrence?" Simple. We must create the LRPD.
The LRPD (Locker Room Police Department) will be a federal police force monitoring locker rooms, shower areas and bathrooms. Their jurisdiction will encompass all 50 states and Puerto Rico. Surveillance will run around the clock and will include a rapid response team - the Bubble Busters. The BBs of the LRPD will have total discretion to use whatever force is deemed necessary to prevent perversion of any kind while in or around any locker room, shower area or bathroom.
Sharky&Sharky believe the sheeple of the PSA will welcome our new police force with open towels.
Just remember - "If you have nothing to hide..."
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