Male, Married And Lovin' It

Someone invent this please.



Divorce lawyers beware.

Nothing Stops Cops In Florida

Something bizarre is showing up in the orange juice down in God's waiting room. Or maybe too much sunshine is baking the brains of the local cops. No one knows for sure what the cause of the problem is, but it is a large problem.

Cop falls asleep while speeding 73-mph in a fifty and kills another motorist.

Henrietta Strong was killed Sept. 6, 2010, during her morning walk on State Road 520 in Cocoa when she was struck by the police car of Brevard County Deputy Vincent Marino-Vitani, who was going 65 mph in a 40-mph zone, according to FHP. Investigators found her partly at fault, saying she failed to yield while trying to cross the road.

Guess pedestrians no longer have the right-of-way, at least when it comes to cops.

Monroe County Deputy Melissa Powers died in this 106-mph crash in 2010. The Sheriff's Office quickly began patrol reforms.

106-mph patrol speed is one hell of a patrol speed.

The Orlando Sentinel found that approximately 7,400 crashes per year are caused by cops. Not from pursuit, but from all forms of lousy driving. Distracted driving is the cause - like texting, cell phone usage and playing on their computers while driving. Oh, and also, driving way to fast for conditions - i.e. careless and reckless driving.

Well, luckily they are almost never ticketed for the lack of respect they show for the traffic laws they supposedly enforce. In fact, they are ticketed only 11% of the time, while the average motorist is ticketed 64% of the time.

No one is above the law you say. Whatever.

Canine Obesity On The Rise

Everyone in the U.S. who is not deaf, dumb and blind, knows the biggest problem facing America today is obesity. Why do we know this? Because MO (aka Michelle Hussein Obama) told us. Lack of exercise and poor nutrition are the cause celebs - like high fructose corn syrup and video games, but not huge presidential campaign contributors selling crap to welfare EBT recipients like McDonalds.

Well, looks like man's best friend is soon to accompany man down the road to cardiovascular and diabetic ruin.

Enter DOGTV, the latest feel-good-about-yourself-must-have-product to show just how much compassion is waiting to burst forth from your "can't we all just get along as long as you live your life the way I tell you to" heart; brought to you by the folks from that bullshit crazed, over government regulated state of California.

With simulation, relaxation and exposure segments (the last to help poor fido deal with the everyday stresses of modern life), DOGTV promises to play cable fetch for hours on end - providing you pony up $60 per year at the introductory price. Another way to further alienate and divide what use to be the American family while making sure all members of the family get their daily dose of government propaganda.

So, without further ado and to throw you a bone for what's to come, here is a teaser.





Get on you knees and beg like a dog. I'll teach you the meaning of BIG Government!

China Has Nothing To Worry About

Over the past several years, we at Sharky&Sharky have attempted to put the nation's (U.S.) current state of public education in proper perspective. We ain't done a good job wid it - So my peeps, as that most famous of all rednecks once said, "Watch this!"

This is better than Sex...Do not watch!

Sometimes the pleasure is too-too intense. You cannot stand it. Lord do not let this stop let it go on for at least a few weeks. This intro comment is a little hard to follow however it was done in the US by baller experts.



WHo are they talking about? Je-re-my!!