Canine Obesity On The Rise

Everyone in the U.S. who is not deaf, dumb and blind, knows the biggest problem facing America today is obesity. Why do we know this? Because MO (aka Michelle Hussein Obama) told us. Lack of exercise and poor nutrition are the cause celebs - like high fructose corn syrup and video games, but not huge presidential campaign contributors selling crap to welfare EBT recipients like McDonalds.

Well, looks like man's best friend is soon to accompany man down the road to cardiovascular and diabetic ruin.

Enter DOGTV, the latest feel-good-about-yourself-must-have-product to show just how much compassion is waiting to burst forth from your "can't we all just get along as long as you live your life the way I tell you to" heart; brought to you by the folks from that bullshit crazed, over government regulated state of California.

With simulation, relaxation and exposure segments (the last to help poor fido deal with the everyday stresses of modern life), DOGTV promises to play cable fetch for hours on end - providing you pony up $60 per year at the introductory price. Another way to further alienate and divide what use to be the American family while making sure all members of the family get their daily dose of government propaganda.

So, without further ado and to throw you a bone for what's to come, here is a teaser.





Get on you knees and beg like a dog. I'll teach you the meaning of BIG Government!