Sẽnor - That's My Assist Dog

Fake ID's are something that has become part of America thanks in part to our southern border or lack thereof. Anyone can enter this country illegally and obtain a fake SSN and get a driving license. You see it all the time. Our government wants and needs illegal immigrants. They have lower expectations and are easier to manipulate.

Anyone who has pets knows the red tape (read hidden taxes and fees) associated with making sure Fido is now legal. Checkups, rabies tags, registration, leash laws, vaccinations and neutering to name a few are all now, "The Law." Do you suppose the veterinarians and their lobbies had anything to do with this?

Well, as they say: "If crime didn't pay, there wouldn't be so many people involved in it."

Old hotness - fake handicapped tags for your vehicle.
New hotness - fake guide/assist dog tags.

People who can't imagine being separated from their precious doggie can now, through the wonder of the internet, purchase fake ID tags and associated paperwork for their pooch. Thereby allowing access to all manner of public places and establishments. No longer are guide dogs just for the blind - excuse us - we meant the seeing impaired. Now they are for everyone. "My shrink says my dog helps me cope." Have an assist tag.

No doubt there will soon be places to incarcerate these canine scofflaws.

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