Greece Is A Slippery Slope

Who doesn't enjoy a good olive with their martini? Some of the best are grown in that socialist communist utopia called Greece. But they are only grown when the olive farmers are not on break, vacation or sick leave - which is most of the time.

The International Monetary Fund folks have run out of patience and have demanded that no more martinis, or Ouzo for that matter, be consumed by Greeks until austerity measures are instituted. Well that's enough too piss off a drunken sailor. Greece claims it will not be able to continue to function past mid-November, in a drunken or sober state, unless the IMF forks over another $11 Billion "installment."

In an effort to stem the entitlement tide, Greece is set to put 30,000 public servants (parasites) on reduced pay. This responsible attempt to stem the red ink has been met with violent protests in Athens in which at least one person has died.

Non Non Monsieur, Oui Oui Madame

Paris, the city of love. Apparently, also the city of men behaving badly. So badly in fact, that there are a lot of recent job openings.

What has come over these French leaders lovers. One thing is for certain; they seem to have a difficult time keeping their hands, and other body parts, where they belong. Sacré bleu!


On the heels of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the former IMF (not Impossible Mission Force but the International Monetary Fund)leader, who had to resign after sexual allegations were brought by a maid of the hotel in which Strauss-Kahn was staying, comes the saga of Georges Tron. Tron, a French government minister has been accused of sexually misbehaving with at least two women; both former employees at Draveil city hall.

Marie-Suzanne Le Queau, the district prosecutor, has opened a rape and sexual assault investigation against Tron. Formal charges have not yet been brought, as authorities are awaiting the results of a preliminary investigation.

Tron will possibly learn the "agony of defeat", as both women claim that Tron preferred to give them a therapeutic foot massage that in the words of one of the women, "deteriorated rapidly."

Sharky&Sharky are unsure as to whether Disney will pick up the movie rights to this sordid tale; but in the event they do, the following is provided as a suggestion.

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