Bell, CA Gold Rush

Bell, CA - with a total land area of 2.5 square miles and the 13th city on America's list of smallest cities, is flush with cash.  As they say, "There's gold in them thar hills."  So much gold in fact that the "Chief of Police", a good citizen and public servant named Randy Adams, made approximately $457,000 last year.  But that's a full time job so it's OK.

Get this.  The ASSISTANT city manager, Angela Spaccia, made $376,288!  So if we assume a part-time 20 hour work week (1000 hrs/yr.), she is being paid a little over $376/hr.  Man, fast food workers must start at $150/hr.  "Would you like fries with that?" Hell yeah!


SharkyandSharky wonder if these tireless government employees are ardent supporters of the current administration?

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Obama's Precious Time Breakdown

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Jack Sprat Has Changed His Diet

C'mon Michelle Obama (aka MO), gather up Larry and Curly and do something about this.  We know you like to live off "The Fat Of The Land", but this is getting ridiculous.  Your Let's Move campaign has turned into a hilarity that rivals slapstick comedy.


Marks and Spencer, a U.K. retail chain, has recently unveiled a line of clothing for big-boned children.  What's next - obese accessible playgrounds with double wide slides?

A Picture Is Worth 1000 Calories
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Life Guards In Wheelchairs? Who Knew?

In a continuing quest to turn EVERYONE into a politically correct bobble-head, the state of Florida has rendered it's final decision.  Clearwater Beach, Florida's lifeguard station must be made handicap accessible - even though the ONLY people who have access to and use said station are life guards.

Asleep At The Wheel

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Obama BS Removal Kit

Visual Verisimilitude

Censorship

The temperature in the pressure cooker that is Manhattan, NY, is rapidly rising.  At some point it will reach critical mass and the people on the receiving end are likely to suffer more than third degree burns.

The fuel for this conflagration is the perverted desire to build a Muslim monument to the horror that was the World Trade Center.  The deaths of approximately 3,000 individuals, as a result of the attack by the same peoples who want to build their celebratory structure is simply disgusting.

Hold The Phone

Cupertino, Ca


After the initial bout of iPhone mania, it has been revealed the new version of the "Jesus Phone" cannot be recommended by Consumer Reports.

Get Your Ass To The Gulf Honey

WE GOIN' TO MAINE

In yet another example of Liberal hypocrisy, the First "Lady"? has instructed her minions slaves to take vacations, like anyone can afford to vacation in this slum of an economy, along the Gulf Coast.

In The Laptop Of Luxury

Further efforts to divide this country into various splinter groups based on race, religion and wealth have been aided by a Pew Research study which analyzed the distinction between the have’s and have not’s (Wealthy and Poor) based on their access to the internet.

Sock Her Kick Her

As the World Cup approaches its hopefully exciting conclusion, the collective masses await the final result. Soccer is played, and in many cases, worshipped by much of this planet. It is a game that can be enjoyed most anywhere a reasonably flat surface can be found and requires but a mere sphere to be propelled via the human foot toward a makeshift goal. It’s popularity is legend and it’s pedigree unchallenged. Witness for example Manchester United -  the most lucrative franchise in all of sports.

Spain will battle the Netherlands for the title of 2010 World Champions. And luckily for the world, the two nations representing the pinnacle of the sport respect the sanctity of the lives of both sexes. The same cannot be said for many of the nations which qualified to compete for this title.

It Takes Balls

Yesterdays miraculous effort by Paul Goydos at the John Deere Classic - shooting a final round score of 59 in a PGA tournament, is on par with the greatest performance by any professional athlete.  In fact, it has only been done three times before.

NASAllah

Our “Dear Leader” has issued another claxon call to be heard all across this once great land and into the nether regions of space.

“Reach out to the Muslim world...to help them feel good (SharkyandSharky love it when people feel good) about their historic contributions to science and math and engineering” Mr Obama instructed.

Russian Spy...hot redhead with an American name

This is a video from the WSJ of Anna Chapman, currently accused Russian Spy. Sharky&Sharky cannot figure out what her business is but we could listen to her sell anytime:

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