Bell, CA Gold Rush

Bell, CA - with a total land area of 2.5 square miles and the 13th city on America's list of smallest cities, is flush with cash.  As they say, "There's gold in them thar hills."  So much gold in fact that the "Chief of Police", a good citizen and public servant named Randy Adams, made approximately $457,000 last year.  But that's a full time job so it's OK.

Get this.  The ASSISTANT city manager, Angela Spaccia, made $376,288!  So if we assume a part-time 20 hour work week (1000 hrs/yr.), she is being paid a little over $376/hr.  Man, fast food workers must start at $150/hr.  "Would you like fries with that?" Hell yeah!


SharkyandSharky wonder if these tireless government employees are ardent supporters of the current administration?

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Obama's Precious Time Breakdown

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Jack Sprat Has Changed His Diet

C'mon Michelle Obama (aka MO), gather up Larry and Curly and do something about this.  We know you like to live off "The Fat Of The Land", but this is getting ridiculous.  Your Let's Move campaign has turned into a hilarity that rivals slapstick comedy.


Marks and Spencer, a U.K. retail chain, has recently unveiled a line of clothing for big-boned children.  What's next - obese accessible playgrounds with double wide slides?

A Picture Is Worth 1000 Calories
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Life Guards In Wheelchairs? Who Knew?

In a continuing quest to turn EVERYONE into a politically correct bobble-head, the state of Florida has rendered it's final decision.  Clearwater Beach, Florida's lifeguard station must be made handicap accessible - even though the ONLY people who have access to and use said station are life guards.

Asleep At The Wheel

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Obama BS Removal Kit

Visual Verisimilitude

Censorship

The temperature in the pressure cooker that is Manhattan, NY, is rapidly rising.  At some point it will reach critical mass and the people on the receiving end are likely to suffer more than third degree burns.

The fuel for this conflagration is the perverted desire to build a Muslim monument to the horror that was the World Trade Center.  The deaths of approximately 3,000 individuals, as a result of the attack by the same peoples who want to build their celebratory structure is simply disgusting.

Hold The Phone

Cupertino, Ca


After the initial bout of iPhone mania, it has been revealed the new version of the "Jesus Phone" cannot be recommended by Consumer Reports.

Get Your Ass To The Gulf Honey

WE GOIN' TO MAINE

In yet another example of Liberal hypocrisy, the First "Lady"? has instructed her minions slaves to take vacations, like anyone can afford to vacation in this slum of an economy, along the Gulf Coast.