Hello Mudda Hello Fadda

Remember summer camp?  A time when kids could get away from their parents and find themselves in a scenic, peaceful setting with their peers embracing nature and the beauty of this planet.  The experience was at once intimidating and liberating and was forever popularized by Al Sherman in the song "Hello Mother - Hello Father.

Some lyrics from the song to refresh your memory:

Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda

Here I am at Camp Grenada

Camp is very entertaining

And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

I went hiking with Joe Spivey

He developed poison ivy

You remember Leonard Skinner

He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

All the counselors, hate the waiters

And the lake has alligators

And the head coach, wants no sissies

So he reads to us from something called Ullyses

In a continuing effort to placate and embrace ALL other cultures into the miasma that is becoming the U.S., SharkyandSharky thought you might like to see a picture of summer camp in the Middle East.

"Mommy, what is the name of that bird's chirp?"

"Why Jimmy, that's the cute AK 47 bird."

That's right folks - Hamas operated children's summer camps.  A better summer your child has never spent.

Ismail Haniyeh, prime minister in Gaza, praised the camps managers for their "political and morale based guidance...working to train it's soldiers with weapons and Islam and the Koran."  How sweet, 12 year old soldiers and suicide bombers.

But in the U.S., the Boy Scouts are a hateful, sexist and racist bunch which many people in the country feel should be disbanded.  You gotta love it.

©Sharky&Sharky