The wonders of being the First Lady. Today, Ms. Obama launched the Lets Move campaign ostensibly designed to purge the country of fat kids. As one in three children are now considered obese, whatever the hell that means, if we don't get our move on, the country is doomed.
Ms. Obama says the issue threatens America's future. Sounds like it's time for the "Obese Police." In her family, the children are banned (that's right - banned) from watching TV during the week and are now eating tasty fruits, vegetables and water. Seems that parental management was instrumental in helping her children lose weight. Sharky&Sharky wonders why this will not work for the rest of the nation. And in order to further set a good example of her commitment, Ms. Obama performed a hula-hoop routine at the White House. Hula-hoops. Who knew they were the key to America's future.
ARAMARK is in full support. This company has been feeding school children for years. Now the company wants to make the children slim. Sharky&Sharky suspects the SEIU is also in full support.
UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE Feb 23
On a parallel front Southwest Airlines continues its obesity management campaign:
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