Believe It

"IF EVER A TIME SHOULD COME, WHEN VAIN AND ASPIRING MEN SHALL POSSESS THE HIGHEST SEATS IN GOVERNMENT. OUR COUNTRY WILL STAND IN NEED OF ITS EXPERIENCED PATRIOTS TO PREVENT ITS RUIN." SAMUEL ADAMS......... 1776

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“In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation. The old principle: who does not work shall not eat, has been replaced by a new one:

who does not obey shall not eat.” Trotsky

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It does little to be right due to the laws of man,

and dead due to the laws of physics. - Unknown

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Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd or stick of dynamite by the safe end. - unknown

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In America's Policy and Political game the tax paying citizens do not yet comprehend that they are the dummies. Sharky&Sharky

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Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police

how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.

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No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
Robert A. Heinlein

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Sharky&Sharky: WRITERS WANTED!!

If you desire to write for Sharky&Sharky, here is your opportunity. Review our shorter stories to catch the idea of Sharky&Sharky, a good article with a shark bite. The shark bite is insight that is gained by satiric or sardonic statements relecting a dreadful actuality, impossibility or impausibility that will be the outcome of human actions such as public policy ( see Crib Situation) or buying fried chicken (see Tulsa story).   

Being the Cheap Skates that we are, we will pay only $15.00 via PayPal (would not want you to show an ID) for a story. All stories will be verified, unless they are not falsifiable like Gobal Warming, Beet Roots cure Aids, the siting of Jimmy Hoffa or the new health plan will make health care cheaper. Please send a 15 to 20 line story with your byline and email to sharkyandsharky@gmail.com. Who knows you maybe the next Mark Twain, or Will Rogers or William Safire?

Caveats: If we have to correct bad English, (We do not accept Spanish stories due to the paucity of words in the Spanish language. There are 1,000,000 words in English and only 250,000 in Spanish.) we will deduct dollars from your $15.00 payment. Also if you do not know who Mark Twain, Will Rogers or William Safire is PLEASE PLEASE do not send us any stories.
Posted by Sharky&Sharky at 10:15 AM

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