You're Not A Criminal If You've Got Nothing To Hide

Sharky&Sharky think everyone should immediately pack their bags and head to Cedar Falls, Iowa. No one in that lovely city is a criminal because no one in that lovely city has anything to hide. And do you know why there is nothing to hide?

Because it is now ILLEGAL.

Thanks goodness the fine people of Cedar Falls have finally come to their senses. In an overwhelming vote (6-1) Ordinance 2740 has been made into law. We are glad you asked what is this Ordinance 2740?

Simply put. The government now must have access to any: business, apartment building, commercial building or residence with more than two individual living spaces.  ANYTHING other (as of yet - you can bet this will soon be changed to include single family home) than a single family home. Access MUST be possible via a key or keys stored in a "lockbox" outside said dwelling or business.

How is this possible in the United States of America?

Oh, that's right - KEEPING THE CHILDREN SAFE.

How It Is Sold:
If a building or residence is on fire, the fire department does not want to destroy any doors in order to gain access to fight the fire. Ripping off the roof of the structure while destroying everything inside due to smoke and water damage is just fine. But, the doors must be saved!

What It Really Means:
We thought we smelled smoke and entered the building. And, we thought he was going for a gun - so we shot him dead in front of his children and wife. Sorry.

Sharky&Sharky are happy that doors in Cedar Falls are worth saving.  Apparently, that is all that is left in Cedar Falls worth saving.

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