Canine Obesity On The Rise

Everyone in the U.S. who is not deaf, dumb and blind, knows the biggest problem facing America today is obesity. Why do we know this? Because MO (aka Michelle Hussein Obama) told us. Lack of exercise and poor nutrition are the cause celebs - like high fructose corn syrup and video games, but not huge presidential campaign contributors selling crap to welfare EBT recipients like McDonalds.

Well, looks like man's best friend is soon to accompany man down the road to cardiovascular and diabetic ruin.

Enter DOGTV, the latest feel-good-about-yourself-must-have-product to show just how much compassion is waiting to burst forth from your "can't we all just get along as long as you live your life the way I tell you to" heart; brought to you by the folks from that bullshit crazed, over government regulated state of California.

With simulation, relaxation and exposure segments (the last to help poor fido deal with the everyday stresses of modern life), DOGTV promises to play cable fetch for hours on end - providing you pony up $60 per year at the introductory price. Another way to further alienate and divide what use to be the American family while making sure all members of the family get their daily dose of government propaganda.

So, without further ado and to throw you a bone for what's to come, here is a teaser.





Get on you knees and beg like a dog. I'll teach you the meaning of BIG Government!

Quotas, Quotas Everywhere

Boy does our government love quotas. From busing students to and fro to achieve enrollment quotas, to hiring quotas, to housing quotas, to loan quotas - we just can't seem to get enough quotas.

A quota most Americans have long suspected, has unraveled right before the eyes of the government of California - home of quotas. A state so bankrupt, Sharky&Sharky don't believe all the quotas in the world can fix it.

The city of Los Angeles has illegal traffic ticket quotas and if an officer does not meet their quota, false performance reports are filed, they are also harassed and threatened by their superiors. Now that's a government who is serving and protecting its citizens.

The attorney for one of the officers who was allegedly forced to write spurious traffic summons, Officer David Benioff, had this to say; "We're very hopeful that this will put an end to fleecing motorists on the west side of Los Angeles." Mr. Gregory Smith went on to say "Quotas are a direct violation of the vehicle code, and this case was about theses officers being asked to break the law."

So, were the people responsible for this large scale corruption and conspiracy brought to justice? Hell NO! The police department simply had "no comment." Amazing - but guess what? The officers involved, Mr. Benioff and Mr. Howard Chan were, today, awarded $2 Million by the bankrupt state.

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