How Far We've Come

Cartoons were once a glimpse into society both good and bad. Sharky&Sharky will let you decide on which side the "Lion Tamer" falls.



Sharky&Sharky hope you have some kind of year in 2012.

Happy Hanukkah/Chanukah...

Sharky&Sharky have been accused of offending Islam by showing Muslim ladies in degrees of undress. It has been asserted that this is representative of our bias toward Islam.

Therefore during this season of Hanukkah or Chanukah, Sharky&Sharky want to affirm our equanimity to Jews. Here are two lovelies of the other tribe of Abraham displaying equal finery:

First Bar Refaeli (This can be purchased from Buy.com)

Second is Kat Dennings (from worstpreviews.com)

Breath..Slowly. Feel better.

Now, there, the world is at rest; equilibrium as been restored....No need to show Christian Girls we all seen them.

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Sharky&Sharky

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Mining coal in China - the old fashioned way

A "person" of Walmart

That's right. What it takes to be the world's largest manufacturer and the worlds largest retailer selling your products to the world's largest consumer driven society.

The New World Order at it's finest!

Iran - The End Of The World?

Within the last week, Israeli Defense Minister, Ehud Barak, warned of an imminent possible military strike against Iran in an effort to prevent, or more likely delay Iran's insatiable quest for nuclear weapons. Weapons, more likely than not to be used against Israel or her long standing ally - the U.S.

As the world teeters on the brink of who-knows-what, what really are Israeli options?

Ahmadinejad has already gone on record stating Iran's intention is to completely destroy Israel. Therefore, it is likely to assume he would, if given the option, launch nuclear weapons toward Israel. There is no telling where that event would end. But end it will, likely along with the rest of us.

The tiny country of Israel may be all that stands between Iran and the end of the world as we know it.

Extra Mayo - Hold The Constitution

Freedom - remember that word? It use to mean; "the power or right to act, think or speak as one wants without hindrance or restraint."

Sharky&Sharky realize that freedom is and never was "free"; in fact it has always been expensive. But now it has become so expensive that only a very small group of people in this country can afford it. These very same people, the 1%'ers perhaps, are now the ones controlling the dispensation of said freedom to the masses.

Last week, the U.S. District Court in San Franciso ruled that it was NOT a violation of freedom of speech to ban students at Live Oak High School, in Morgan Hill, CA, from wearing a shirt imprinted with the United States flag on May 5th - Cinco de Mayo. Reason? Because it might upset and violate the rights of, and get this, English language learners - i.e. either Mexican-American or outright illegal immigrant students!

However, absent in this "ruling" by the esteemed Judge James Ware, was the equal and opposite provision making it a violation to wear a shirt imprinted with the Mexican flag on July 4th.

Wake up Amigos!

Locker Room Lock Down

Dateline "Happy" Valley, PA

The tragedy that has befallen Penn State University and the media circus that has ensued, is not without concern. Forgetting the victims of the Shower Sex Scandal for a moment, let's look at the bigger picture and what the long term ramifications could be for the Police States of America (PSA).

If only you were this mad years ago

Lawyers across this once great land - before these same lawyers ruined it - are jumping with glee in anticipation of further enhancing their careers by grabbing a juicy piece of the slime on the shower room's tile floor. The opportunity to bask in the Save the Children spotlight has never been better and legal saviors everywhere want to be a part.

The bigger picture is and always has been greed; greed for power, money and control. We MUST never again allow this type of criminal sexual travesty a chance to recur. "How can we prevent said reoccurrence?" Simple. We must create the LRPD.

The LRPD (Locker Room Police Department) will be a federal police force monitoring locker rooms, shower areas and bathrooms. Their jurisdiction will encompass all 50 states and Puerto Rico. Surveillance will run around the clock and will include a rapid response team - the Bubble Busters. The BBs of the LRPD will have total discretion to use whatever force is deemed necessary to prevent perversion of any kind while in or around any locker room, shower area or bathroom.

Sharky&Sharky believe the sheeple of the PSA will welcome our new police force with open towels.

Just remember - "If you have nothing to hide..."

Greece Is A Slippery Slope

Who doesn't enjoy a good olive with their martini? Some of the best are grown in that socialist communist utopia called Greece. But they are only grown when the olive farmers are not on break, vacation or sick leave - which is most of the time.

The International Monetary Fund folks have run out of patience and have demanded that no more martinis, or Ouzo for that matter, be consumed by Greeks until austerity measures are instituted. Well that's enough too piss off a drunken sailor. Greece claims it will not be able to continue to function past mid-November, in a drunken or sober state, unless the IMF forks over another $11 Billion "installment."

In an effort to stem the entitlement tide, Greece is set to put 30,000 public servants (parasites) on reduced pay. This responsible attempt to stem the red ink has been met with violent protests in Athens in which at least one person has died.

No More Muammar

Much to the joy of most of the world, another self appointed "leader" of the Arab world has died at the hands of those he terrorized for over 40 years. Colonel Gadhafi was found hiding in a hole in Sirte with a pistol just like Saddam Hussein in Baghdad. Vowing to never give into the rebels who ruthlessly sought him, in the end, just like "the butcher of Baghdad's" buddy, he pleaded for his life like the cornered animal he was.

Who ultimately was responsible for his demise, will likely be debated by scholars around the world for decades to come. But there is little doubt that the U.S. and NATO forces played more than a small role in his regime's undoing.

It is unfortunate that this human piece of debris will never face trial. He, however, slaughtered many of his fellow Libyans without due process; as well as slaughtering various other countries civilians in terrorist actions throughout the world from Scotland to the U.S.

Sharky&Sharky say good riddance to bad rubbish.