Love and Sharriage

All of the LGBT folk are kicking up a fuss about how they want to get married. But, they have no concern about their manifest selfishness. They are just looking out for themselves. They have no compassion for anyone else. Here is an example of their unmitigated selfishness.

Do not know who to credit  for this.

This video shows LGBT going after the Catholic Church


LGBT Selfishness on display, only looking out for themselves. LGBT folk are demanding that the straight community give up their unique social claim to pairing in society to make room for them. You hear the LGBT all the time demanding: "We want the same privileges as Married People" more "We want to marry".  This embitters the married straights. You do not hear LGBT saying "We want everyone to experience the love and caring and sharing that you married folks have but we want it for everyone". No LGBT is only looking out for LGBT.

Well that is why you LGBT folks are having such a hard time; you are not expanding the rights of man or woman or whatever. You are trying to join a club where the folks in the club can not compute what you are doing. Time for a little Sharky&Sharky university.

Marriage has been around for thousands of year. Same pattern basically one guy and one gal. Do not get hung up on cheaters and Muslims and Asian Emperors with more than one gal. Think about all the fairy tales of "happily ever after" or Abram and Sarai, or Caesar's Pompeia (who was not to be under suspicion ) or Pocahontas and John Rolfe or Mary and Joseph or the marriage feast of Cana, or Barry and Michelle. One consistent item is common: Straight Guy and Straight Gal. There is just too much history with a 5000 year old tradition which LGBT people cannot buck or change or insist that they have a right to. To say it plainly the "Talk to hand cuz' the Pope ain't listening". Further the majority of straight people cannot cotton to  your idea of marriage or cannot compute it.

Now Sharky&Sharky is here to help you LGBT, and all the other people who are dumbfounded by LGBT's limited and selfish desire to express their relationship in a public way by calling it marriage. Sharky&Sharky gives the world a new word "SHARRIAGE". This is the first public presentation of the the word, SHARRIAGE,  in a public space. It is given freely. Thus it is no longer patent-able or trademark-able. The meaning is as follows.

Sharriage is a legally defined, executed ,and recorded relationship between two adult humans. Sharriage is a state confirmed relationship entailing all of the legal obligations, rights, commitments and caring and sharing of historic marriage including that other peculiarity, domestic partnerships (which will fall into desuetude). 

Now when someone sees two men or two women and is informed that they are recently sharried, there will be no cognitive pain or hidden ridicule (eg which is the man or he looks more feminine than he does). The response will be "May the Lord bless them". Why is sharriage more open and expansive then a marriage? Because it not limited to two people in a sexual union only. Sharriage can apply to two sisters or a sister and a brother (the reference here is not to only black people but also to any race biological sister and brothers or even adopted children who are now adults) or what about all those folks ( oops sorry, straight couples) in  a sexual union living together. Yep, they go get a license: take the oath and bang, they are in a sharriage. Now, when two people are sharried, they get all the tax breaks and insurance perks and inheritance rights of old fashion married people (so fifties!). All fifty states can now make sharriage laws without all the straight people with religious views on marriage "gettin" in a snit. LGBT that are sharried can move easily from state to state.

So all you LGBT folk write to your congressman and governors to get latest sharriage laws passed for everyone; stop being selfish; lead the way. Let other people get all the same sharing that you want.

Male, Married And Lovin' It

Someone invent this please.



Divorce lawyers beware.

Nothing Stops Cops In Florida

Something bizarre is showing up in the orange juice down in God's waiting room. Or maybe too much sunshine is baking the brains of the local cops. No one knows for sure what the cause of the problem is, but it is a large problem.

Cop falls asleep while speeding 73-mph in a fifty and kills another motorist.

Henrietta Strong was killed Sept. 6, 2010, during her morning walk on State Road 520 in Cocoa when she was struck by the police car of Brevard County Deputy Vincent Marino-Vitani, who was going 65 mph in a 40-mph zone, according to FHP. Investigators found her partly at fault, saying she failed to yield while trying to cross the road.

Guess pedestrians no longer have the right-of-way, at least when it comes to cops.

Monroe County Deputy Melissa Powers died in this 106-mph crash in 2010. The Sheriff's Office quickly began patrol reforms.

106-mph patrol speed is one hell of a patrol speed.

The Orlando Sentinel found that approximately 7,400 crashes per year are caused by cops. Not from pursuit, but from all forms of lousy driving. Distracted driving is the cause - like texting, cell phone usage and playing on their computers while driving. Oh, and also, driving way to fast for conditions - i.e. careless and reckless driving.

Well, luckily they are almost never ticketed for the lack of respect they show for the traffic laws they supposedly enforce. In fact, they are ticketed only 11% of the time, while the average motorist is ticketed 64% of the time.

No one is above the law you say. Whatever.

Canine Obesity On The Rise

Everyone in the U.S. who is not deaf, dumb and blind, knows the biggest problem facing America today is obesity. Why do we know this? Because MO (aka Michelle Hussein Obama) told us. Lack of exercise and poor nutrition are the cause celebs - like high fructose corn syrup and video games, but not huge presidential campaign contributors selling crap to welfare EBT recipients like McDonalds.

Well, looks like man's best friend is soon to accompany man down the road to cardiovascular and diabetic ruin.

Enter DOGTV, the latest feel-good-about-yourself-must-have-product to show just how much compassion is waiting to burst forth from your "can't we all just get along as long as you live your life the way I tell you to" heart; brought to you by the folks from that bullshit crazed, over government regulated state of California.

With simulation, relaxation and exposure segments (the last to help poor fido deal with the everyday stresses of modern life), DOGTV promises to play cable fetch for hours on end - providing you pony up $60 per year at the introductory price. Another way to further alienate and divide what use to be the American family while making sure all members of the family get their daily dose of government propaganda.

So, without further ado and to throw you a bone for what's to come, here is a teaser.





Get on you knees and beg like a dog. I'll teach you the meaning of BIG Government!

China Has Nothing To Worry About

Over the past several years, we at Sharky&Sharky have attempted to put the nation's (U.S.) current state of public education in proper perspective. We ain't done a good job wid it - So my peeps, as that most famous of all rednecks once said, "Watch this!"

This is better than Sex...Do not watch!

Sometimes the pleasure is too-too intense. You cannot stand it. Lord do not let this stop let it go on for at least a few weeks. This intro comment is a little hard to follow however it was done in the US by baller experts.



WHo are they talking about? Je-re-my!!

E vil S ports P ermeating N ationwide

With the "Super Bowl" fast approaching, Sharky&Sharky thought it appropriate to bring to your attention just how deeply sports driven greed has affected this country.

No longer are colleges the monetary incubation starting point into which Big Sports has evolved, high schools want in as well.

Enter Broward School Board in Florida. Blanche Ely High School wants a new state-of-the-art scoreboard and is willing to sacrifice in order to get it. Sacrifice what you may ask? Needless educational things like: school repairs, new computers, buses and books. What student needs anything more than a scoreboard with an incorporated 7 1/2 x 24 foot video screen? The hell with education.

And of course, Blanche Ely is a traditionally black high school that has felt slighted over the years as other schools have technologically moved on with their scoreboards.

Board member Patricia Good is awaiting feedback from superintendent Robert Runcie before making a decision. Why? According to Good, "I need to hear from him on how this would impact our revenue." Looks like a lot of advertisements from the likes of McDonalds are slated to appear on this much "needed" scoreboard.

EPA - Tells Dirty Power Plants To Clean Up

Now That's Dirty

Sharky&Sharky think it's about time!

Mr Ahmadinejad return our Boy or Else!

Ok! Here goes the same old story. Aljazeera reports

The Iranian court convicted [Amir Mirzaei] Hekmati of working with a hostile country, belonging to the CIA and trying to accuse Iran of involvement in terrorism, Monday's report said. In its ruling, a branch of the Tehran Revolutionary Court described Hekmati as a mohareb, an Islamic term that means a fighter against God, and a mofsed, or one who spreads corruption on earth. Both terms appear frequently in Iranian court rulings.

Sharky&Sharky say that Moslems capturing "anybody" affirms that the captured one is guilty of crimes against "GOD" and the state and further retribution is required. Translation: Ransom or Death. Apparently, there is no difference between the Somali pirates or the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Hekmati, an American citizen, was visiting his grandmothers in Iran. Hekmati was born in the US, raised here, and served as a Marine. The Washington Post informs that:

 His father, Ali, a professor at a community college in Flint, Mich., has said his son was visiting his grandmothers in Iran.

Well, like many native born or married nationals that live in this country that cannot totally trust being an American even when by birth they are one, he has dual citizenship. This is of course against the US Constitution and Iranian law. Albeit, this US citizen incurred the wrath of the Iranian government when he sojourned there; they alleged that he is a spy. He entered the country legally with permission through Iranian customs, informing authorities that he had been a US Marine. He was in the Islamic Republic of Iran for two weeks before he was arrested for being a spy. There are no documents/evidence to demonstrate that he is or was a spy. Nothing was produced at his trial. Seems that he confessed; however there is no tape of the confession. Oh yeah this arrest and trial was wrapped up within 6 months. Photo and story from the Telegraph


RussianToday Video


The official Iranian press, Islamic Republic News Agency/IRNA NewsCode: 30756959, says:

Judiciary spokesman office said the branch, chaired by judge Salavati, has issued the death sentence against Hekmati for collaboration with the hostile government of the US and his membership in the CIA as well as trying to level terrorism charges against Iran.The court found the defendant Mohareb (caught red-handed in armed struggle against God) and corrupt on earth. The court looking into Hekmati case had been held on December 27. Based on the bill of indictment, issued by Tehran prosecutor, Hekmati has been subject to the death sentence on account of the reports of the Legal and Judicial Director General of the Espionage Campaign Department of Iran’s Intelligence Ministry as well as the defendant’s own confessions. In the proceedings Hekmati said he had the motivation to infiltrate Iranian intelligence system on behalf of the CIA.

Sharky&Sharky says follow the bouncing ball. What is the retribution? The Usual...A Ransom. Sharia requires it. You already know the movie. Given that the Iranians will play hardball. They will ask for: freeing of all Guatanamo prisoners, termination of all nuclear sanctions, an apology, and a $1B in ransom. Sharky&Sharky says do not pay any heed to their requests. The Adminstration should just state the following.

If Mr. Hekmati is not returned, we, the United States, will hunt you down Mr. Salvati and Mr. Ahmadinejad and have you tried in the world court. And if the US is not satisfied with their verdict we will try you in the US courts. Democratic justice will be carried out.

At the core, Sharky&Sharky assert that this is all a hoax to embarass/sabotage and blackmail the Obama administration.  The game is simple in Mr. Ahmadinejad's thinking,

"Mr. Obama do as we say and  leave us alone and we will give you your boy back. If you do not we will give you the Carter treatment."

If not the outcome will be that a dead Republican will defeat you in 2012 election. Now as the readers of this blog know we have praised Barry only a twice maybe. However this is one time we want to advise him to not be head faked by Mr. Ahmadinejad. Barry, keep your eye ball not the trash talking, fancy footwork, or head fakes: The Ball: The Return of Mr Helveti:

"Mr Ahmadinejad don't make no trouble and there will be no trouble"

Sharky&Sharky©

Gwinnett County, AL forces Renana to shout GFB

Yoohoo! Renana here. I am back for the new year, 2012. Yes the work continues into the new year here in the GFB department ( that's "gimme a fucking break" for those of you in Alabama). (Hey how is that bankruptcy going in Jefferson County, the county seat for Birmingham, AL? Seems you are short $4.1B). The money went down the drain. A little cat humor. However I digress too far.

Now, seems that a math test was given to the school children in Gwinnett County AL. Oh yes the children in Alabama learn math. The county has a highly rated Math curriculum, run by Anthony Smith. Not sure about the 13.3% failure rate, However Tony's third graders are ranked third in least failures for third graders.

Well Tony must have been away in Jefferson County helping them with their bankruptcy math. Because Lucy the Lunatic from Social Science crossed into an area beyond her mental grade; that is third grade math. Sample problems: “Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?” and "If Frederick [presumably a slave] got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in one week":

Here is the ABC newsclip:


Here is the Daily Mail in the UK's clip Yes, Slave math went global...


 At least two parents were spending homework time with kids and are to be praised. Notice how the school administrator spokeswoman, Sloan, is covering butt. Well what can one say? I am meowless. As goes Alabama so goes the nation. Here is some Renana Math: Bad math+Bad history+Bad Social Science = dumb kids, dumber citizens. As an English exercise pick out the English errors in the italicized question from the test; Ranana counts three. Also there is one logic error. Tony, do not leave the county again!

©Sharky&Sharky